hezkore:

Okay, I rarely ask anything of you lot, so this is extra-important.
My best mate Louise & I are going to a festival called Hopfarm down in Kent in a few weeks. She’s entered a fan photo competition to win some free tickets so we can take some friends with us (this is really vital, because as of…

thingofthings:

i’ll go back to dumb cartoons of ugly people soon i swear

this doesn’t make any sense

I wanted to dedicate an entire post to people referring to other people or things as “_________ Nazi” but I’ll save that for another time since I sincerely hate Grammar Nazi’s on Tumblr.

Here’s the thing:

This is the internet. No one gives a fuck. Get over yourself. As much as we all know that…

i swear down this kinda stuff happens all the time: sophie (flatmate) comes into the kitchen, hands me a box and tells me to eat “them”.  looked inside and there’s like ten mini brownies.  five minutes later she tells me she’s going to be giving me lots of chocolate in the next few days; i really can’t complain about living here.